If you call it “decapitating the lawn” instead ofit’s easier to explain to your neighbors why you don’t believe in doing it.
Funny thoughts on euphemisms
They probably invented fancy names forjust because urologists didn’t want to be called pee doctors.
Do you remember how wetlands and rain forests used to be called swamps and jungles? I guess no one’s going to donate to
used to be called jogging? People didn’t change what they were doing, but now it sounds faster.
My rental required a “nonrefundabledeposit.” Shouldn’t that say, “fee?”