11.21.2011

Do you remember how wetlands and rain forests used to be called swamps and jungles? I guess no one’s going to donate to save the swamps.

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10.6.2011

Do you remember when running used to be called jogging? People didn’t change what they were doing, but now it sounds faster.

3.2.2010

My rental required a “nonrefundable pet deposit.” Shouldn’t that say, “fee?”