Help save the earth by getting your office to go paperless. Burn every last piece.
Funny thoughts on environmentalism
1.16.2013
Tigers wouldn’t be so endangered if we just gave them some weapons. I mean seriously, who would mess with a tiger with a grenade launcher?
9.4.2012
It will take sacrifice, but together we can fix global warming if we all just open our windows and crank up our AC.
3.16.2012
People who throw cigarette butts on the ground need to realize those get washed into our waterways and cause the fish to take up smoking.
11.21.2011
Do you remember how wetlands and rain forests used to be called swamps and jungles? I guess no one’s going to donate to save the swamps.
11.9.2011
Remember Captain Planet? What a lame super hero. He never did take pollution down to zero.
7.13.2011
What you call “lazy,” I call “conservation of energy.” I’m saving the earth by taking this nap.
3.8.2011
I know we’re supposed to take care of mother earth, but she seems so needy lately. Maybe she’s pregnant with a baby earth.
