Vampires have sickly gray skin, live in the dark, and do the same thing over and over for eternity. Basically, they’re engineers.
Funny thoughts on engineering
10.5.2010
Sales: We were able to answer 99% of their questions, but they had two we couldn’t answer. Engineer: They asked 200 questions?
9.17.2010
From now on, I’m pronouncing thermometer “therm-o-meter.” And when I’m feeling really sassy, I’ll give the temperature in Kelvin.
7.1.2010
The problem with breeding mutant mice is it only takes one mutant cat to undo years of work.
11.6.2009
There are A types of people in the world: Those who understand hex, those who don’t, those who pretend to, those who think it’s a dirty word, those who say it’s witchcraft, those who think it’s part of DNA, those who think it’s where the devil lives, those who can perform the Bat-Bogey Hex, those who like Tex-Mex, and those who vex T-Rex by working on their pecs and flex while eating Chex and getting in wrecks because they’re rubber necks.