Dan of the Day » enemies http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Wed, 23 May 2012 20:35:27 +0000 en hourly 1 The Boy Who Cried Wolves http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/the-boy-who-cried-wolves/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/the-boy-who-cried-wolves/#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 19:03:35 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=5636 A more interesting story would be The Boy Who Cried Wolves; they come out of his tear ducts and attack his enemies.

]]> http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/the-boy-who-cried-wolves/feed/ 1 Chef Boyardee http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/chef-boyardee/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/chef-boyardee/#comments Fri, 06 May 2011 20:32:58 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=2492 Whoever said “Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee” had either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.

]]> http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/chef-boyardee/feed/ 2 Dolphins and Sharks http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/dolphins-and-sharks/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/dolphins-and-sharks/#comments Mon, 11 May 2009 15:23:06 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=60 Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, “Quit eating us,” and sharks are like, “Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”

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