5.6.2011

Whoever said “Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee” had either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.

Dan's Funny Shirts

Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
"Dan of the Day" with a Che Guevara-Stylized image of Dan's Face on a Red Background

Dan of the Day Revolution Shirt

$14.95 and up
All shirts...

5.11.2009

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, “Quit eating us,” and sharks are like, “Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

Men's Gray T-shirt with Dolphin and Shark Design