A more interesting story would be The Boy Who Cried Wolves; they come out of his tear ducts and attack his enemies.
Funny thoughts on enemies
5.6.2011
Whoever said “Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee” had either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.
5.11.2009
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, “Quit eating us,” and sharks are like, “Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”

