If you are your own worst enemy, then the enemy of your enemy is your enemy.
Funny thoughts on enemies
11.7.2013
“The pen is mightier than the sword.” False. You can use a sword to write anything you want with the blood of your slain enemies.
10.9.2013
If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and Robert Pattinson is my enemy, then why don’t I have more friends?
5.11.2012
A more interesting story would be The Boy Who Cried Wolves; they come out of his tear ducts and attack his enemies.
5.6.2011
Whoever said “Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee” had either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.
5.11.2009
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, “Quit eating us,” and sharks are like, “Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”
Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt
