There are enough brainless people for humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
Funny thoughts on end of the world
12.20.2012
I like this Mayan-end-of-the-world thing. It’s like my kids finding my wall calendar and saying, “Oh, no! The world ends December 31!”
9.17.2009
People make fun of me for always wearing a welding mask, but when the sun goes supernova I’ll have the last laugh!
6.2.2009
If something happens to our planet, Jupiter seems like a nice place to live. I’d buy a house on the big red oval.
