9.17.2009

People make fun of me for always wearing a welding mask, but when the sun goes supernova I’ll have the last laugh!

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Why do for yourself what you could teach your kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

Kid Monkey Robot Shirt

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Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

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6.2.2009

If something happens to our planet, Jupiter seems like a nice place to live. I’d buy a house on the big red oval.