I’ll bet it was really embarrassing to be a mountain man who couldn’t grow a beard.
Funny thoughts on embarassment
3.21.2012
I don’t mind eating humble pie as long as it’s served a la mode.
2.20.2012
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and you should never tell anyone?
2.8.2012
I always feel a little lazy when I realize it’s 3 PM and I’m still in my pajamas and people in the office are staring at me.
12.1.2010
I’m glad people don’t have tails, because it would be so embarrassing if you accidentally chased your own tail, going in circles.
8.5.2010
Imagine my surprise when a watermelon really did grow in my stomach. Then imagine the embarrassment of wearing maternity clothes as a man.
7.7.2010
One nice thing about being a commando is you don’t get embarrassed washing your underwear at the laundromat.
12.15.2009
I’d like to live in a zoo: eat, sleep, beat my chest now and then, embarrass myself in front of onlookers… Dang, that’s my life already.
