I’ll bet it was really embarrassing to bewho couldn’t grow a beard.
Funny thoughts on embarassment
I don’t mindas long as it’s served a la mode.
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and
I alwayswhen I realize it’s 3 PM and I’m still in my pajamas and people in the office are staring at me.
I’m gladbecause it would be so embarrassing if you accidentally chased your own tail, going in circles.
Imagine my surprise when a watermelon really did grow in my stomach. Thenof wearing maternity clothes as a man.
One nice thing about being a commando iswashing your underwear at the laundromat.
I’d like to live in a zoo: eat, sleep, beat my chest now and then, embarrass myself in front of onlookers… Dang, that’s my life already.