I always feel a little lazy when I realize it’s 3 PM and I’m still in my pajamas and people in the office are staring at me.
12.1.2010
I’m glad people don’t have tails, because it would be so embarrassing if you accidentally chased your own tail, going in circles.
8.5.2010
Imagine my surprise when a watermelon really did grow in my stomach. Then imagine the embarrassment of wearing maternity clothes as a man.
7.7.2010
One nice thing about being a commando is you don’t get embarrassed washing your underwear at the laundromat.
