Wander into a house at night, trash the place, and pass out in a weird position. The next morning, tell them you’re the Elf on the Shelf.
Funny thoughts on elves
6.13.2012
I wonder if Keebler Elves ever get tired of being like all the other elves and yell, “I’m sick of this cookie-cutter life!”
4.27.2010
Is any one else a little creeped out by the fact that Santa’s elves are watching us all right this minute?
