Zoning ordinances are so restrictive. There are legitimate reasons for raising war elephants in your backyard.
Funny thoughts on elephants
12.4.2014
2.28.2013
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a boring old elephant.
3.29.2011
Instead of “regards” or “cheers,” end your messages with something more unique.
Elephants,
-Dan
10.12.2010
Everyone ignored the elephant in the room, but I gave him peanuts, because no one likes to be shunned.