Zoning ordinances are so restrictive. There are legitimate reasons for raising war elephants in your backyard.
Funny thoughts on elephants
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a
Instead of “regards” or “cheers,” end your messages with
Everyone ignored the elephant in the room,because no one likes to be shunned.
Elephants would be a lot funnier if they had giant macaroni coming out of their faces instead of tusks.