Instead of “regards” or “cheers,” end your messages with something more unique.
Elephants,
-Dan
Funny thoughts on elephants
10.12.2010
Everyone ignored the elephant in the room, but I gave him peanuts, because no one likes to be shunned.
3.19.2010
Elephants would be a lot funnier if they had giant macaroni coming out of their faces instead of tusks.
See how funny? Tee hee. Let's sign a petition. We want macaroni tusks!