If you were a chicken you would never have to borrow an egg from your neighbor.
Funny thoughts on eggs
5.10.2013
I know they’re not protected by law, but I still feel really guilty about poaching those eggs.
8.22.2012
My alarm clock would be a lot better at waking me up if it made bacon and eggs every morning. This one just makes pancakes.
4.9.2012
Isn’t it a little sacrilegious to eat deviled eggs on Easter?
