I love Cheetos, butis fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
Funny thoughts on eating
For how good they smell, you’d think scented candles wouldthan they do.
Wait a minute – ifand I’m a human being, WHY DON’T I REMEMBER EATING ANYONE?
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
Thanks to the modern keyboard, I often type “food” instead of “good”: Food to know.Sounds food. Pretty accurate, really.
Thisgluten-free: diet with no wheat. glute-free: person with no butt.
The problem with day care places these days is none of them will give me crackers anymore when I show up for.
Maybe ostriches put their heads in the sand because they. I wish people were nicer to guys who eat sand.
“Judge not,I tell people as I eat my bucket of cookie dough.