The mall food court: a place where you can sit and judge people for.
Funny thoughts on eating
Define success in your own terms, because you may never havethan eating that entire can of Cheez Whiz at once.
Invisibility shields are real. How else do you explain my entire sheet cake?
I love Cheetos, butis fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
For how good they smell, you’d think scented candles wouldthan they do.
Wait a minute – ifand I’m a human being, WHY DON’T I REMEMBER EATING ANYONE?
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
Thanks to the modern keyboard, I often type “food” instead of “good”: Food to know.Sounds food. Pretty accurate, really.
Thisgluten-free: diet with no wheat. glute-free: person with no butt.