For how good they smell, you’d think scented candles wouldthan they do.
Funny thoughts on eating
Wait a minute – ifand I’m a human being, WHY DON’T I REMEMBER EATING ANYONE?
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
Thanks to the modern keyboard, I often type “food” instead of “good”: Food to know.Sounds food. Pretty accurate, really.
Thisgluten-free: diet with no wheat. glute-free: person with no butt.
The problem with day care places these days is none of them will give me crackers anymore when I show up for.
Maybe ostriches put their heads in the sand because they. I wish people were nicer to guys who eat sand.
“Judge not,I tell people as I eat my bucket of cookie dough.
There’s nothing crazy about having big dreams. Unless your dream is about whales swimming in the clouds, eating giant bagel pizzas.