What you call “lazy,” I call “conservation of energy.” I’m saving the earth by taking this nap.
Funny thoughts on earth
3.8.2011
I know we’re supposed to take care of mother earth, but she seems so needy lately. Maybe she’s pregnant with a baby earth.
6.2.2009
If something happens to our planet, Jupiter seems like a nice place to live. I’d buy a house on the big red oval.