Anyone who thinks it’s bad having a friend as a third wheel has never dated
Funny thoughts on dummies
Ventriloquism schools would be more popular if they weren’tand mumblers.
If anyone ever got mad at me for throwing a dummy at their car, I’d just turn to it and yell, “I told you to
When you leave a job you should always try leaving a dummy at your desk. If you’re lucky, they’ll keep sending you paychecks.