Ventriloquism schools would be more popular if they weren’t full of dummies and mumblers.
Funny thoughts on dummies
8.9.2011
If anyone ever got mad at me for throwing a dummy at their car, I’d just turn to it and yell, “I told you to stay out of the road, dummy!”
8.10.2009
When you leave a job you should always try leaving a dummy at your desk. If you’re lucky, they’ll keep sending you paychecks.