I used to hate red lights but with Facebook and Twitter on my phone now I can use the time to tell everyone else how much I hate red lights.
Funny thoughts on driving - page 2
11.7.2011
It’s a good thing my car has a light to tell me when the gas is low, because that fuel gauge right next to it is too complicated to understand.
10.25.2011
I’ve been driving for hours and these GPS directions make no sense. Oh Garmin, won’t you take me to Funky Town?
10.14.2011
Nice 26.2 sticker. I’m sure you run marathons, but judging by your driving, that’s also your IQ.
7.22.2011
When I’m in my car behind someone who’s painfully slow, I can’t help but think that this golf course wasn’t a very good shortcut.
5.23.2011
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables, axe – lumberjacking, gun – shooting people.
4.11.2011
I’m often told I drive like Mario Andretti. My usual response is, “Why thank you, officer.”
3.14.2011
Ran over an octogenarian today. I was so mad it was just sitting in my lane! Who leaves a stop sign laying in the road like that?
1.3.2011
Forget deer, I swear some people driving cars wait for oncoming headlights to dart out in front of.
12.15.2010
Honk if you like to annoy people!