Never buy a brown vehicle. Brown cars are never fast,and never taste like chocolate.
Funny thoughts on driving
I think more commuters would be willing to ride a donkey to work if they knew how often people make fun of
Good thing about carpooling:when you see a slug bug. Bad thing: not supposed to fart whenever you feel like it.
The more dead little animals I see on the road the more I think we really need to get some kind offor these guys.
The best thing inThe second best is using cruise control on a straight road and putting your hands and feet in the air.
Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenseswhen you press the eject button.
Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
Why is it okay to eat a watermelon, but not okay to roll one out onto the interstate? Either way,
When you drive past someone who’s jogging, slow down andsomewhere.
You know those toy cars that can keep driving even if they’re upside down?