Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
Funny thoughts on driving
Why is it okay to eat a watermelon, but not okay to roll one out onto the interstate? Either way,
When you drive past someone who’s jogging, slow down andsomewhere.
You know those toy cars that can keep driving even if they’re upside down?
Anytime I’m driving to work and don’t feel like going, I look atand think hey, at least I’m not one of them.
Some people needfor the road. “Tower to bad motorist 1637CA, you are cleared to merge into traffic.”
Do dogsbecause they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
When a cop asks you why you were driving so fast, tell them some idiot was chasing you. Don’t mention that
Cops should have better things to do than harass me foror “disturbing the peace,” or “melting City Hall with that death ray.” Go catch the real criminals.
It’s amazing how oftenwhen a traffic light changes. What did they think was going to happen?