Talk about road rage: running me off the road, brandishing a gun, yelling at me on a bullhorn. Lawbreaking really upsets some cops.
1.31.2012
You would think that by now everyone would’ve seen enough roadkill to know that cat-like reflexes aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
1.30.2012
I can understand why I occasionally see Alaska license plates, but I really want to know how those cars from Hawaii drove across the Pacific.
1.27.2012
Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for driving in real life – a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?
1.20.2012
There needs to be a legal limit to the number of cars stuck behind a slow driver before they have to pull over and find their gas pedal.
1.13.2012
People are so obsessed about getting the closest parking spot that they miss a spot that would be better for making a quick getaway.
11.17.2011
I used to hate red lights but with Facebook and Twitter on my phone now I can use the time to tell everyone else how much I hate red lights.
11.7.2011
It’s a good thing my car has a light to tell me when the gas is low, because that fuel gauge right next to it is too complicated to understand.
10.25.2011
I’ve been driving for hours and these GPS directions make no sense. Oh Garmin, won’t you take me to Funky Town?
10.14.2011
Nice 26.2 sticker. I’m sure you run marathons, but judging by your driving, that’s also your IQ.