Here’sfor you: Things die all over our windshields and we’re like, “Man, I just washed this!”
Funny thoughts on driving
Never buy a brown vehicle. Brown cars are never fast,and never taste like chocolate.
I think more commuters would be willing to ride a donkey to work if they knew how often people make fun of
Good thing about carpooling:when you see a slug bug. Bad thing: not supposed to fart whenever you feel like it.
The more dead little animals I see on the road the more I think we really need to get some kind offor these guys.
The best thing inThe second best is using cruise control on a straight road and putting your hands and feet in the air.
Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenseswhen you press the eject button.
Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
Why is it okay to eat a watermelon, but not okay to roll one out onto the interstate? Either way,
When you drive past someone who’s jogging, slow down andsomewhere.