When people say, “Down the hatch!” before, you have to wonder about their internal anatomy.
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People talk aboutlike it’s a bad thing, but it probably would get those little popcorn shells out of your mouth.
Wander into a house at night,and pass out in a weird position. The next morning, tell them you’re the Elf on the Shelf.
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out ofCDs.
Optimist: “The glass is half full.”
Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.”
Me: “Whodrank out of my cup?”
Why do so many jokes start with an animal walking into a bar? That’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows animalsalone.
Spring forward, fall back.in which case you don’t spring at all and you fall forward.