When people say, “Down the hatch!” before taking a drink, you have to wonder about their internal anatomy.
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Funny thoughts on drinking
9.11.2014
Geese draw the letter V like a drunk kindergartner.
5.16.2014
People talk about drinking out of a firehose like it’s a bad thing, but it probably would get those little popcorn shells out of your mouth.
12.19.2013
Wander into a house at night, trash the place, and pass out in a weird position. The next morning, tell them you’re the Elf on the Shelf.
11.14.2013
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
7.18.2013
Optimist: “The glass is half full.”
Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.”
Me: “Who the hell drank out of my cup?”
5.1.2013
Why do so many jokes start with an animal walking into a bar? That’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows animals prefer to drink alone.
11.5.2012
Spring forward, fall back. Unless you’re drunk, in which case you don’t spring at all and you fall forward.
