My dream vacation would be to go to sleep, and go to weird places, and stuff doesn’t make sense, and then I’d wake up.
Funny thoughts on dreams
10.30.2012
There’s nothing crazy about having big dreams. Unless your dream is about whales swimming in the clouds, eating giant bagel pizzas. That’s crazy.
8.2.2012
We dream of traveling to the future or visiting the past, but in the end most time machines would just be used for naps.
7.18.2012
Follow your dreams, they say, but I have no idea how to play golf in outer space with Teddy Roosevelt and a purple chicken.
4.26.2012
Whenever someone wishes for a better tomorrow, I just assume they want a world without mimes as much as I do.
1.19.2011
There’s a time and a place for everything, which gives me hope that someday, somehow I will drive a tank through a bubble wrap factory.
11.29.2010
I dyed myself purple and stayed in the bathtub all week. My life-long dream of being one of the California Raisins is finally coming true!
