My dream vacation would be to go to sleep, and go to weird places, and, and then I’d wake up.
Funny thoughts on dreams
There’s nothing crazy about having big dreams. Unless your dream is about whales swimming in the clouds, eating giant bagel pizzas.
We dream of traveling to the future or visiting the past, but in the end most time machines would just be
Follow your dreams, they say, but I have no idea how to play golfwith Teddy Roosevelt and a purple chicken.
Whenever someone wishes for a better tomorrow, I just assume they want a worldas much as I do.
There’s a time and a place for everything, which gives me hope that someday, somehow I will drive a tank through afactory.
I dyed myself purple and stayed in the bathtub all week. My life-long dream of being one ofis finally coming true!