If you’re ever surrounded by a pack of wild dogs, just pretend you have fleas so they’ll feel bad for you.
Funny thoughts on dogs - page 2
One of the funniest things in the world is
I’m glad most people don’t have the same excrement habits as dogs.
Obscure Medical Fact #17: Dogs are just a different kind of people.
Manicures are for men, womanicures are for women, pedicures are for dogs and cats. No idea what epicures are good for.
Obscure Medical Fact #72: Labradoodles cause cancer.
To the gal with the “My dog is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker: Your dog sniffs butts.