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Dog Sweaters

Dan of the Day — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:48:00 +0000

What’s up with dogs wearing sweaters? If anything, they should wear a pair of pants and a diaper.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 11 May 2011 20:06:41 +0000

Look, if you buy a house in a flood plain, you’re not getting any sympathy from me when the Kraken eats your poodle.

Dan of the Day — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:10:21 +0000

Saw a guy with a shirt that said, “In dog beers, I’ve only had one.” I’m thinking that’s maybe 0.3 human beers, so…

Dan of the Day — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:50:42 +0000

It was raining cats and dogs, so I called animal control. Turns out a tornado hit the local pound.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 18:09:41 +0000

If you’re ever surrounded by a pack of wild dogs, just pretend you have fleas so they’ll feel bad for you. Then shoot them with your gun.

Dan of the Day — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:49:00 +0000

One of the funniest things in the world is a big dog dragging a scrawny person behind it.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:24:36 +0000

I’m glad most people don’t have the same excrement habits as dogs.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:16:13 +0000

Obscure Medical Fact #17: Dogs are just a different kind of people.

My wife witnessed this scene at the grocery store. Not sure how he reaches the pedals.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:55:27 +0000

Manicures are for men, womanicures are for women, pedicures are for dogs and cats. No idea what epicures are good for.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:34:11 +0000

Obscure Medical Fact #72: Labradoodles cause cancer.