What’s up with dogs wearing sweaters? If anything, they should wear a pair of pants and a diaper.
5.11.2011
Look, if you buy a house in a flood plain, you’re not getting any sympathy from me when the Kraken eats your poodle.
3.3.2011
Saw a guy with a shirt that said, “In dog beers, I’ve only had one.” I’m thinking that’s maybe 0.3 human beers, so…
1.27.2011
It was raining cats and dogs, so I called animal control. Turns out a tornado hit the local pound.
10.20.2010
If you’re ever surrounded by a pack of wild dogs, just pretend you have fleas so they’ll feel bad for you. Then shoot them with your gun.
8.12.2010
One of the funniest things in the world is a big dog dragging a scrawny person behind it.
10.21.2009
Obscure Medical Fact #17: Dogs are just a different kind of people.
My wife witnessed this scene at the grocery store. Not sure how he reaches the pedals.
7.15.2009
Manicures are for men, womanicures are for women, pedicures are for dogs and cats. No idea what epicures are good for.
