from 2-2:30 AM and the neighbors don’t care, but I bark back for 30 seconds and suddenly they’re annoyed.
Funny thoughts on dogs
People: “You only live once!” Cats: “You only live nine times!” Dogs:gotta catch my tail, gotta catch my tail…”
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get
We’re now pastof summer. So when do the hamster days of summer start?
Do dogsbecause they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
What’s up with dogs wearing sweaters? If anything, they should wear a pair of pants
Look, if you buy a house in a flood plain, you’re not getting any sympathy from me when the Kraken eats
Saw a guy with a shirt that said, “In dog beers,I’m thinking that’s maybe 0.3 human beers, so…
It wasso I called animal control. Turns out a tornado hit the local pound.
If you’re ever surrounded by a pack of wild dogs, just pretend you have fleas so they’ll feel bad for you.