Medical studies have found that sugar does not cause hyperactivity in children. Medical studies are full of crap.
Funny thoughts on doctors
10.25.2012
They probably invented fancy names for medical specialists just because urologists didn’t want to be called pee doctors.
8.21.2012
How can I tell if this is a good doctor or not? I know he smokes, but he also tried to take a bite out of my arm. Yellow light?
7.6.2012
Giant popsicles?! No, actually the doctor’s just going to crush your tongue with that stick and make you almost vomit.
6.20.2012
Why are doctors always saying stuff like, “This won’t hurt a bit,” and, “That should’ve been numb,” and, “Please, please stop choking me?”
11.9.2010
My doctor suggested I play sports for exercise. Man, does bowling get my heart rate going.
