12.13.2011

I used to think It’s a Small World was about Pluto, but I guess it’s a small trans-Neptunian dwarf world after all.

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8.17.2010

I want to sing backup for Disney movies just so I can get paid to belt out stuff like, “A lot of sand… Crustacean band!”

6.22.2009

Am I the only one who has fantasized about kicking and shotgun-blasting through It’s A Small World?