Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably evil mutant zebras.
Funny thoughts on disease
2.10.2012
I’ve cataloged all my behavior for the past 96 hours and referenced it against psychiatric databases, and I can now definitively say I am not obsessive.
4.16.2010
If someone you know has a serious illness, be sensitive: don’t make jokes. And yes, Can’t Stop Playing GoldenEye is a real disease.