Just found out Sun Chips do not actually contain any sun. Looking for a new source of hydrogen and helium for my diet.
Funny thoughts on dieting
8.5.2011
You know what else is fat free? Dirt. Tastes about the same, and I don’t eat it either.
6.13.2011
Partially-hydrogenated oils are bad for you. Hydrogenated oils aren’t quite as bad. Androgenated oils? Well, it’s hard to tell.
1.13.2011
The universe is constantly expanding. Who are my waistline and I to argue?
7.6.2010
I got it from the salad bar, so yes, bacon with croutons counts as a salad.
4.22.2010
Next you’re going to tell me that chocolate-covered cheese sticks deep-fried in bacon grease are not a healthy snack. I hate this diet.
10.6.2009
I hope they never invent a pill that makes you smaller, because what if you accidentally overdose and someone steps on you?