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	<title>Dan of the Day &#187; destruction</title>
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		<title>Giants&#8217; Shoulders</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[destruction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[giants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[success]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whispering]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If I have accomplished anything in life, it was by standing on the shoulders of giants and whispering into their ears to smash things.]]></description>
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		<title>Spoons in the Garbage Disposal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 17:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[accidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[destruction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kitchens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[utensils]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How many spoons have to suffer before they stop making garbage disposal switches look like light switches?]]></description>
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		<title>Jackhammer Pogo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[destruction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[differences]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[floors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jackhammers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pogo sticks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Am I the only one who has a hard time telling the difference between a pogo stick and a jackhammer? My floor will never be the same.]]></description>
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