I like this Mayan-end-of-the-world thing. It’s like my kids finding my wall calendar and saying, “Oh, no! The world ends December 31!”
Funny thoughts on destruction
3.9.2011
If I have accomplished anything in life, it was by standing on the shoulders of giants and whispering into their ears to smash things.
9.30.2010
How many spoons have to suffer before they stop making garbage disposal switches look like light switches?
4.21.2010
The more of those garden gnomes you buy, the sooner they will be able to mobilize their army and destroy us all.
9.16.2009
Am I the only one who has a hard time telling the difference between a pogo stick and a jackhammer? My floor will never be the same.
