Insects outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.
9.8.2010
If someone ever gets mad at you for eating their pie, just say, “Can’t we let pie-gones be pie-gones?” Then ask for some cookies.
8.11.2010
The Boston Cream Pie shows that people from Boston A)make a good dessert, and B)don’t know what a pie is.
