Define success in your own terms, because you may never have a greater accomplishment than eating that entire can of Cheez Whiz at once.
Funny thoughts on definitions
2.6.2012
Everyone’s definition of a total nerd is “someone nerdier than me.” This is why Trekkies can make fun of Battlestar Galactica.
8.8.2011
With all the confusion about the meaning of the word “irony,” I think we should change it to mean “in the mood to do some ironing.”
