New book idea: Harry Pottery Barn, about magically overpriced home decor.
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Funny thoughts on decorations
10.31.2014
The nice thing about Halloween is you can convince people that all the cobwebs around your porch are actually a decoration.
10.22.2013
The great thing about Halloween is that you can put a graveyard in front of your house and everyone thinks it’s a decoration.
9.18.2013
A necktie is basically just a decorative noose.
