Dan of the Day » death

Pillar of Salt

Dan of the Day — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:12:29 +0000

So the Bible says Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt. I’ve always wondered if afterwards everyone refilled their salt shakers.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:33:48 +0000

What’s up with hangman? You start with a gallows and lose after you add all the body parts. Pretty sure he died from being cut up, not hanging.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 19:15:10 +0000

If people respawned somewhere else a few seconds after they die, just like in video games, I would kill a lot more people in real life.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:15:41 +0000

If you’re ever stranded in the desert, just dig a really deep hole. You probably won’t find water, but your dead body will be safe from coyotes.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 18 May 2011 19:35:43 +0000

New details emerge on bin Laden raid: “When he died, his feet curled up on themselves.” Pentagon still unsure what to do with ruby slippers.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 17 May 2011 19:40:30 +0000

The movie Bambi changed my life. When Bambi’s mother died, I vowed to myself that I would never ever EVER live in the forest. Too dangerous.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 11 May 2010 17:13:53 +0000

I’ll bet Satan is tired of having people come to him after they die and saying, “What the hell?”

Dan of the Day — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:46:41 +0000

Have you ever committed suicide because your favorite sports team lost? Yeah, me neither.

Dan of the Day — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:42:14 +0000

If you want to put your kids’ minds at ease on the subject, tell them death is just an alien abduction you never come back from.