The more time you spend around them, the more you come to realize that
Funny thoughts on death
There are enoughfor humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
I want to write a joke about Larry King, but he’lland then I’ll look like a jerk.
Why is it okay to eat a watermelon, but not okay to roll one out onto the interstate? Either way,
Live and learn.and learn, if you prefer.
Some guy is rebuilding the Titanic and I definitely need a ticket. Can’t wait to re-enact that I’m King of the World! scene
there’s a way. Or possibly a dead person, depending on the kind of will we’re talking about.
All these people saying,are going to feel pretty stupid someday if it turns out reincarnation is real.
A diamond ring is asymbol for a new marriage. We should have engagement kittens.
They sayis a war protest song, but obviously the message is, “Don’t let go of balloons or everyone will die.” Tell your kids.