When people say, “is the worst decision I ever made,” I agree. It would have been better if they had died.
Funny thoughts on death
dies and Daniel Tiger is like, “This is MY neighborhood now.”
The more time you spend around them, the more you come to realize that
There are enoughfor humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
I want to write a joke about Larry King, but he’lland then I’ll look like a jerk.
Why is it okay to eat a watermelon, but not okay to roll one out onto the interstate? Either way,
Live and learn.and learn, if you prefer.
Some guy is rebuilding the Titanic and I definitely need a ticket. Can’t wait to re-enact that I’m King of the World! scene
there’s a way. Or possibly a dead person, depending on the kind of will we’re talking about.
All these people saying,are going to feel pretty stupid someday if it turns out reincarnation is real.