What’s up with hangman? You start with a gallows and lose after you add all the body parts. Pretty sure he died from being cut up, not hanging.
10.26.2011
If people respawned somewhere else a few seconds after they die, just like in video games, I would kill a lot more people in real life.
8.17.2011
If you’re ever stranded in the desert, just dig a really deep hole. You probably won’t find water, but your dead body will be safe from coyotes.
5.18.2011
New details emerge on bin Laden raid: “When he died, his feet curled up on themselves.” Pentagon still unsure what to do with ruby slippers.
5.17.2011
The movie Bambi changed my life. When Bambi’s mother died, I vowed to myself that I would never ever EVER live in the forest. Too dangerous.
5.11.2010
I’ll bet Satan is tired of having people come to him after they die and saying, “What the hell?”
2.2.2010
Have you ever committed suicide because your favorite sports team lost? Yeah, me neither.
1.21.2010
If you want to put your kids’ minds at ease on the subject, tell them death is just an alien abduction you never come back from.
