Live and learn.and learn, if you prefer.
Funny thoughts on death
Some guy is rebuilding the Titanic and I definitely need a ticket. Can’t wait to re-enact that I’m King of the World! scene
there’s a way. Or possibly a dead person, depending on the kind of will we’re talking about.
All these people saying,are going to feel pretty stupid someday if it turns out reincarnation is real.
A diamond ring is asymbol for a new marriage. We should have engagement kittens.
They sayis a war protest song, but obviously the message is, “Don’t let go of balloons or everyone will die.” Tell your kids.
So the Bible says Lot’s wife wasa pillar of salt. I’ve always wondered if afterwards everyone refilled their salt shakers.
What’s upYou start with a gallows and lose after you add all the body parts. Pretty sure he died from being cut up, not hanging.
If people respawned somewhere else a few seconds after they die, just like in video games,in real life.
If you’re ever stranded in the desert, just dig a really deep hole. You probably won’t find water, butfrom coyotes.