You ever see the Addams Family movie, when they playI think that’s what my kids are doing at 7 AM every Saturday.
Funny thoughts on death
When people say, “is the worst decision I ever made,” I agree. It would have been better if they had died.
dies and Daniel Tiger is like, “This is MY neighborhood now.”
The more time you spend around them, the more you come to realize that
There are enoughfor humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
I want to write a joke about Larry King, but he’lland then I’ll look like a jerk.
Why is it okay to eat a watermelon, but not okay to roll one out onto the interstate? Either way,
Live and learn.and learn, if you prefer.
Some guy is rebuilding the Titanic and I definitely need a ticket. Can’t wait to re-enact that I’m King of the World! scene