Shouldn’t anger rhyme with danger?
Funny thoughts on danger
5.17.2011
The movie Bambi changed my life. When Bambi’s mother died, I vowed to myself that I would never ever EVER live in the forest. Too dangerous.
4.2.2010
I was eating pizza while driving 80 mph, which was not as dangerous as you might think. It was cold pizza, so there was no risk of scalding.
