Travel tip: In Japan, thank others using this polite phrase: do-mo-ah-ree-gah-to-mis-tuh-ro-bah-to. Then make jerky, mechanical motions.
12.21.2010
I will be forever grateful to the scientists who discovered a cure for disco fever.
11.24.2009
I want to DJ high school dances just so I can play Stairway to Heaven and laugh at the kids who try to slow dance. Then I’ll play Free Bird.



