I can’t learn how to twerk – I just barely learned how to krump.
Funny thoughts on dancing
12.10.2013
Apparently what Gene Kelly did in Singin’ in the Rain was not pole dancing. Anyway, I hope I can get a refund for this pole dancing class.
8.31.2012
What college degree do you need to become one those people who dances on the sidewalk holding a “Large Pizza $5.99” sign?
6.2.2011
Travel tip: In Japan, thank others using this polite phrase: do-mo-ah-ree-gah-to-mis-tuh-ro-bah-to. Then make jerky, mechanical motions.
12.21.2010
I will be forever grateful to the scientists who discovered a cure for disco fever.
11.24.2009
I want to DJ high school dances just so I can play Stairway to Heaven and laugh at the kids who try to slow dance. Then I’ll play Free Bird.
