Anyone who says it’s nice to be recognized has clearly never been in a police lineup.
5.10.2011
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes, conditioners and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.
7.22.2010
If it weren’t for the whole straitjacket and padded room thing, I would strongly consider going insane. Those guys get away with murder.
4.9.2010
Well, you should trust me. Why would I say I wasn’t a convicted felon if I was?
