Cops should have better things to do than harass me for driving “too fast,” or “disturbing the peace,” or “melting City Hall with that death ray.” Go catch the real criminals.
Funny thoughts on criminals
7.25.2011
Anyone who says it’s nice to be recognized has clearly never been in a police lineup.
5.10.2011
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes, conditioners and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.
7.22.2010
If it weren’t for the whole straitjacket and padded room thing, I would strongly consider going insane. Those guys get away with murder.
4.9.2010
Well, you should trust me. Why would I say I wasn’t a convicted felon if I was?