Modern cowboys are fake. Real cowboys have the chest and head of a boy attached to the body and legs of a cow.
Funny thoughts on cows
Owners make cats wear a bell so they can’t sneak up and kill things. So if ahere’s some advice: stay away from that cow.
There’s a farm outside my city that breeds miniature cattle. And now you know wherecomes from.
sends electrical signals to tell your muscles to move, but if that doesn’t get you out of my way, this cattle prod will.
“BullI told the old rancher. “Nope,” he replied, “This here’s steer manure.”
Do you ever see the word “coworker” andorker?”