Modern cowboys are fake. Real cowboys have the chest and head of a boy attached to the body and legs of a cow.
Funny thoughts on cows
3.26.2014
Owners make cats wear a bell so they can’t sneak up and kill things. So if a cow needs a bell, here’s some advice: stay away from that cow.
2.19.2014
There’s a farm outside my city that breeds miniature cattle. And now you know where petite sirloin comes from.
4.28.2011
The brain sends electrical signals to tell your muscles to move, but if that doesn’t get you out of my way, this cattle prod will.
12.17.2010
“Bull crap!” I told the old rancher. “Nope,” he replied, “This here’s steer manure.”
10.19.2009
Do you ever see the word “coworker” and think “cow orker?”
