A good way to start a relationship with your workplace secret crush is to ask if they like staples or paperclips more.
Funny thoughts on coworkers
6.26.2012
My new coworker doesn’t believe he needs a shiv in the office. No way this guy survives his first earnings report riot.
6.14.2012
True story: Once my coworkers and I were joking about Texas pride when a guy walking the other way stopped to show us his Texas tattoo.
11.12.2009
If you quit your job and move to Germany, you are expected to send your former coworkers chocolate. You hear that Eric? LOTS OF CHOCOLATE.
10.19.2009
Do you ever see the word “coworker” and think “cow orker?”
