and they ask what’s in it, just laugh. Laugh and laugh and laugh.
Funny thoughts on cooking
Never trust. Thin people are murderous and will probably try to poison you.
I know they’re not protected by law, but I still feel really guilty about poaching
Breakinto little pieces before cooking them. Ta-da! Japanese alphabet soup.
There are certain things you should never seteven if you think it’s not hot. Officially adding cats to that list.
The nice thing about virgin olive oil is
People stand and wait for the microwave to finish beeping because all the real cooking happens in those last seconds.