Dan of the Day » cookies http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Wed, 23 May 2012 20:35:27 +0000 en hourly 1 Better As a Cookie http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/better-as-a-cookie/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/better-as-a-cookie/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:01:17 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=4269 Sometimes when I’m listening to someone talk I can’t help but think I would like them a lot more if they were a cookie.

Get the Like You As a Cookie t-shirt!

A cookie with the handwritten message underneath: "I'd like you better if you were a cookie."

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