Sometimes when I’m listening to someone talk I can’t help but think I would like them a lot more if they were a cookie.
Funny thoughts on cookies
1.26.2012
I never knew why my high school English teacher didn’t eat the cookies we made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.
9.8.2010
If someone ever gets mad at you for eating their pie, just say, “Can’t we let pie-gones be pie-gones?” Then ask for some cookies.
1.29.2010
“Made from Scratch.” Isn’t that the devil? These are devil cookies!
12.16.2009
One smart cookie? No thanks. I’ll have three smart cookies. Nom, nom, nom.

