AmericansBrits call them biscuits. Can’t we just agree that everyone should call them bakies?
Funny thoughts on cookies
“Judge not,I tell people as I eat my bucket of cookie dough.
I wonder if Keebler Elves ever get tired of beingand yell, “I’m sick of this cookie-cutter life!”
Sometimes when I’mI can’t help but think I would like them a lot more if they were a cookie.
I never knew why my high school English teacherwe made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.
for eating their pie, just say, “Can’t we let pie-gones be pie-gones?” Then ask for some cookies.
“Made from Scratch.”These are devil cookies!
One smart cookie? No thanks. I’ll haveNom, nom, nom.