Americans call them cookies. Brits call them biscuits. Can’t we just agree that everyone should call them bakies?
Funny thoughts on cookies
11.15.2012
“Judge not, lest ye be judged,” I tell people as I eat my bucket of cookie dough.
6.13.2012
I wonder if Keebler Elves ever get tired of being like all the other elves and yell, “I’m sick of this cookie-cutter life!”
2.22.2012
Sometimes when I’m listening to someone talk I can’t help but think I would like them a lot more if they were a cookie.
Get the Like You As a Cookie t-shirt!
1.26.2012
I never knew why my high school English teacher didn’t eat the cookies we made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.
9.8.2010
If someone ever gets mad at you for eating their pie, just say, “Can’t we let pie-gones be pie-gones?” Then ask for some cookies.
1.29.2010
“Made from Scratch.” Isn’t that the devil? These are devil cookies!
12.16.2009
One smart cookie? No thanks. I’ll have three smart cookies. Nom, nom, nom.
