Funny thoughts on contests

April 19th, 2013

Grumpy Cat says, "Dan of the Day funny thought contest? Don't make me laugh."

You have until the end of April to enter my funny thought contest for a chance to win a free copy of my upcoming book and have your thought included in the book. Don’t wait until it’s too late!

Enter the contest here.


April 3rd, 2013

Dan of the Day started out because I felt like I could write something at least as funny as what someone else had published. Can you be at least as funny as me? Do you have ridiculous thoughts floating around in your mind, and you’re just dying to get them out? Now is your chance.

I want you to be featured in my book. Join the Dan of the Day funny thought contest.I’m writing a Dan of the Day book, and I’d like you to be involved. I’m having a contest to see who can write the best funny thought (or thoughts), and the winner (or winners) will have their thought included in my new book. The thoughts will be credited with your name so readers will know how awesome you are. Winners will also receive a free signed copy of the book when it is published.

I need a few good men and women to join the cause. Are you up to the task? Do you want a free book? If so, enter your thought and contact information below.

Initial entries will be screened and a handful of finalists will be selected to be featured on the Dan of the Day Facebook page. The winner(s) will be determined by the total number of likes each entry receives when posted by Dan on Facebook.

Initial entries must be received by midnight MDT on April 30, 2013.

[Entries are no longer being accepted. Vote for your favorite entry on the Dan of the Day Facebook page.]


Contest open to residents of the U.S. and Canada. Void where prohibited by law or clairvoyant tree frogs. Actual chances of winning depend on the number of entries and how funny your entry is, but honestly, you’ve got a pretty decent chance. Dan reserves the right to change the rules for determining a winner whenever he feels like it, because hey, this is his contest, and you aren’t actually buying anything to enter. Oh yeah, and no purchase necessary. But if you purchase a t-shirt it will make Dan smile. You can enter as many times as you like, but duplicate entries (i.e. identical funny thoughts) will be discarded, will not improve your chances of winning, and will make Dan cranky. Email addresses and names will only be used for the purposes of this contest (see our privacy policy).Thanks for entering.