I’m still trying to find Sam Hill. I need to figure out what in Sam Hill is going on in my life.
Funny thoughts on confusion
5.9.2013
Why do some people get so upset when you think their antique vase is a chamber pot?
2.15.2013
When people say, “Never say never,” I always want to say, “Never say, ‘Never say never.'”
1.14.2013
This needs to be clarified. gluten-free: diet with no wheat. glute-free: person with no butt.
5.7.2012
If everything confuses the hell out of you, do you eventually become some kind of angel?
2.2.2012
A good way to tell people goodbye is to say, “Vaya con fuego!” because they will be really confused when they figure out what you said.
11.16.2011
My life is like a Mexican soap opera. Not because of drama or plot twists, but because most of the time I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
8.8.2011
With all the confusion about the meaning of the word “irony,” I think we should change it to mean “in the mood to do some ironing.”
4.7.2010
I’m changing my middle name to Comma, just because it will really confuse people when I say my name is Dan Comma Florence.
