If everything confuses the hell out of you, do you eventually become some kind of angel?
Funny thoughts on confusion
2.2.2012
A good way to tell people goodbye is to say, “Vaya con fuego!” because they will be really confused when they figure out what you said.
11.16.2011
My life is like a Mexican soap opera. Not because of drama or plot twists, but because most of the time I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
8.8.2011
With all the confusion about the meaning of the word “irony,” I think we should change it to mean “in the mood to do some ironing.”
4.7.2010
I’m changing my middle name to Comma, just because it will really confuse people when I say my name is Dan Comma Florence.