Feel free to complain about the fact that I don’t listen. Just don’t expect me to notice you’re doing it.
Funny thoughts on complaining
5.20.2011
Stop complaining about the rain. “OH NO! The liquid necessary to sustain all known forms of life is FALLING FROM THE SKY!”
4.15.2010
A funny joke would be to replace your toilet paper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”