My friend said I’m one of the most competitive people he knows. I said, “Who’s the most competitive, and what do I have to do to top them?”
Funny thoughts on competition
6.21.2012
Whoever said “nobody wins in a shouting match” has never heard how loud I can yell.
10.24.2011
You snooze, you lose. Unless it’s a sleeping contest.
6.30.2009
Demolition derbies should allow gas trucks to compete.