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	<title>Dan of the Day &#187; commercials</title>
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		<title>Chef Boyardee</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 20:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[enemies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gratitude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whoever said "Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee" had either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.]]></description>
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		<title>Catchy Jingles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poop]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I hear a catchy jingle, I go buy whatever they tell me to, no questions asked. Hopefully they never advertise dog poop.]]></description>
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		<title>Nasal Decongestant Ads</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bogeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boogers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decongestants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mucus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[voice actors]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, "I'm not a booger, but I play one on TV."]]></description>
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