When Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the White, that would have been a really good time for a laundry detergent commercial.
Funny thoughts on commercials
6.26.2014
If I had a kid named Nicholas, I would call for him like the yodeler in those old Ricola commercials: “Neeeecholaaaaaas!”
5.6.2011
Whoever said “Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee” had either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.
11.5.2009
When I hear a catchy jingle, I go buy whatever they tell me to, no questions asked. Hopefully they never advertise dog poop.
9.1.2009
I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”
