The nice thing about Halloween is you can convince people that all the cobwebs around your porch are actually a decoration.
Funny thoughts on cleanliness
7.17.2013
You don’t have to clean out your fridge until your leftover Jello tells you it’s time.
6.19.2013
Instead of flying, a magic carpet should eat all the crumbs that fall on it so you never have to vacuum.
5.14.2013
Kids’ music should have suggestive lyrics. Stuff like, “Why not go clean your room?” or, “You should be quiet so daddy can sleep.”
10.1.2012
Why did the Charlie Brown gang always pick on Pig-Pen for being dirty? All of them wore the exact same clothes every day.
Save Our Freedoms!
January 18th, 2012
10.14.2009
Some people like clean jokes, but I don’t think cleanliness is a laughing matter.
5.18.2009
Instead of a vacuum, I invested in a horde of ravaging ants. They keep the place clean, I stay off their carpet.
