Save Our Freedoms!

January 18th, 2012

BLACKOUT TO STOP SOAP - Congress has proposed legislation that will impose harmful regulations on American hygiene. These laws would require ordinary citizens to regularly use products that contain harmful ingredients like sodium chloride, citric acid, and dihydrogen monoxide. Don’t let the government censor our self-expression through odor. Contact your legislator today!

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Some people like clean jokes, but I don’t think cleanliness is a laughing matter.

5.18.2009

Instead of a vacuum, I invested in a horde of ravaging ants. They keep the place clean, I stay off their carpet.