The nice thing about Halloween is you can convince people that all the cobwebs around your porch are actually a decoration.
Funny thoughts on cleanliness
You don’t have to clean out your fridge until yourtells you it’s time.
Instead of flying,should eat all the crumbs that fall on it so you never have to vacuum.
Kids’ music should have suggestive lyrics. Stuff like, “Why not go clean your room?” or,so daddy can sleep.”
Why did the Charlie Brown gang always pick onfor being dirty? All of them wore the exact same clothes every day.
Some people like, but I don’t think cleanliness is a laughing matter.
Instead of a vacuum, I invested in a horde of ravaging ants. They keep the place clean, I stay off their carpet.