12.1.2010

I’m glad people don’t have tails, because it would be so embarrassing if you accidentally chased your own tail, going in circles.

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5.28.2009

In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.

5.26.2009

One leading cause of uneven tire wear is driving in circles. Probably.