To everyone who says I don’t know anything about Christmas cheer, how about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!
12.6.2011
There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.
12.16.2010
Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and call them Tannenbaum.
4.27.2010
Is any one else a little creeped out by the fact that Santa’s elves are watching us all right this minute?



