Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and call them Tannenbaum.
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Funny thoughts on Christmas
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12.19.2013
Wander into a house at night, trash the place, and pass out in a weird position. The next morning, tell them you’re the Elf on the Shelf.
12.18.2013
It’s always hard to decide whether to go home for the holidays or stay with Harry at Hogwarts.
12.6.2013
If you ever saw Rudolph’s nose, you would even say it glows. But if you’ve never seen it, I guess you can say whatever you want.
3.6.2013
My dream job is to be Santa Claus. The guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
12.18.2012
I hope we get lots of carolers this year because I’ve been making so much figgy pudding.
12.15.2011
To everyone who says I don’t know anything about Christmas cheer, how about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!
12.6.2011
There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.
12.16.2010
Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and call them Tannenbaum.
