Why are doctors always saying stuff like, “This won’t hurt a bit,” and, “That should’ve been numb,” and, “Please, please stop choking me?”
Funny thoughts on choking
5.17.2012
If you frequently have trouble with choking, maybe you need to adjust your grip.
12.7.2010
Among Darth Vader’s choke victims was a hapless architect who suggested that the name “Death Sphere” would be more geometrically correct.
2.26.2010
If you’re ever in my neck of the woods, get out! You’re choking me!
