Never buy a brown vehicle. Brown cars are never fast,and never taste like chocolate.
Funny thoughts on chocolate
Your wish is my command. So I command you to wish for me to have an endless
I love the pitter-patter of little feet, but only if it’s the sound ofmaking chocolate for me.
It’s not my job to make everyone happy. That’s
My wife gave me kisses for Valentine’s Day. Now at workwho passes by. Chocolate makes me sound like a whore.
Life is likeSomeone ate all the good ones, and the rest have bites taken out of them.
I don’t know about long-term health benefits, but dark chocolate has done wonders forover the years.
now is love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. That, and chocolate hats.
The office dementors have been trying to suck my soul out of my face today. Good thing I have this drawer full of
Did you know that the blood in theis actually chocolate syrup? That chick had chocolate blood!