Life is like a box of chocolates. Someone ate all the good ones, and the rest have bites taken out of them.
7.1.2011
I don’t know about long-term health benefits, but dark chocolate has done wonders for my marriage over the years.
5.9.2011
What the world needs now is love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. That, and chocolate hats.
4.18.2011
The office dementors have been trying to suck my soul out of my face today. Good thing I have this drawer full of chocolate.
11.30.2010
Did you know that the blood in the shower scene from Psycho is actually chocolate syrup? That chick had chocolate blood!
11.12.2009
If you quit your job and move to Germany, you are expected to send your former coworkers chocolate. You hear that Eric? LOTS OF CHOCOLATE.
6.10.2009
To see whether people are human or not, sometimes I offer them chocolate. If they eat the wrapper, NOT human.
