Never buy a brown vehicle. Brown cars are never fast, never cool, and never taste like chocolate.
Funny thoughts on chocolate
5.21.2014
Your wish is my command. So I command you to wish for me to have an endless supply of chocolate.
1.9.2014
I love the pitter-patter of little feet, but only if it’s the sound of Oompa Loompas making chocolate for me.
5.31.2012
It’s not my job to make everyone happy. That’s what chocolate is for.
2.15.2012
My wife gave me kisses for Valentine’s Day. Now at work I give kisses to everyone who passes by. Chocolate makes me sound like a whore.
10.20.2011
Life is like a box of chocolates. Someone ate all the good ones, and the rest have bites taken out of them.
7.1.2011
I don’t know about long-term health benefits, but dark chocolate has done wonders for my marriage over the years.
5.9.2011
What the world needs now is love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. That, and chocolate hats.
4.18.2011
The office dementors have been trying to suck my soul out of my face today. Good thing I have this drawer full of chocolate.
11.30.2010
Did you know that the blood in the shower scene from Psycho is actually chocolate syrup? That chick had chocolate blood!
